Monday, April 5, 2010

The call

This morning, while scooping a*mum into my mug, my tele-conversation with a*mum people suddenly popped out… Funny though, how on earth I still remember that annoy-look-a-like conversation.

a*mum : selamat ptg, saya buat panggilan dr a*mum utk satu survey. (& she started asking about my previous pregnancy, my kids n blablabla).
Me : (answering her question)
a*mum : adakah puan mengambil a*mum utk keperluan harian anda?
Me : yerp
a*mum : berapa kali sehari ye puan?
Me : once a day
a*mum : owh, tp puan itu tidak mencukupi ye puan. Puan perlu ambil sekurang2 nya 2 kali sehari utk menampung keperluan kalsium puan blablablabla (for almost 1 minute n sambung) puan bancuh berape scoop sekali ye puan?
Me : 2
a*mum : owh, itu pon xmencukupi ye puan. Puan kene ambil 4 scoop per serving ye puan (n she went nagging blablabla, which I don’t ever bother hehehe)
Me : hurm, awak call nih utk ape ye?
a*mum : utk survey puan.
Me : (I started wondering is it a survey or free consultation?)
a*mum : saya teruskan ye puan
me : lame lagi ke?
a*mum : kenape puan? Puan busy ke?
Me : yes, saya tgh drive nih n need to fetch my kids n I’m late
a*mum : owh, kalo camtuh, xpela puan. Terima kasih…

It’s not that I refuse to entertain those kind of calls tp if u want to survey, act like 1 n make it fast. No need 2 preach me. Just like a call from ma*bank, surveying about their service so far. Very precise n straight to the point. That shud be the way.

Dulu, if I receive a call about previllage card whatsoever, I often tell ‘em that I’m currently having financial problem. Somehow that excuse is not jalan anymore n they tried every single way 2 push us 2 say yes. But now, I’ve found my way out!!! The fastest!!!

Caller : assalamualaikum puan *^*%&%%*
Me : wsalam, ye saya
Caller : saya buat panggilan dr *^^$%$ utk tawaran privilege card. Tahniah sbb puan telah terpilih antara 40 pengguna bertuah. puan ada menggunakan kad kredit visa atau mastercard x?
Me : ade (wah, bertuahnye rase, yadyayyadyay ;p)
Caller : dari bank mane ye puan?
Me : awak xde record ke?
Caller : owh, ada puan tp kami hanya nak pastikan. Puan slalu x menggunakan kad kredit utk membeli belah?
Me : x, jarang guna (padahal slalu je guna)
Caller : owh, kalau gitu xpela, terima kasih ye puan
Me : (wah, pantasan!!)

If I know this trick, dr dulu I’d tell them off… huhuhuhu
Xpayahla pening pale cari lame excuses. Buzz

2 comments:

JOELY said...

ha che ah...betul2...baru ni pon aku dpt kol from agen insuran mana tah....die ckp psl aku ade kredit kad dgn this bank...pehtu aku ckp...aku xpnah guna sekali pon...xactivate pon.....pehtu die ape tah...aku ckp aku xinterested...terus bye...next time ko ckp je xinterested or gune alasan ko td tu....kalau die push2...letak je tepon....telemarketing ni....mcm2....ritu aku kene....bodo je rs..mujur dpt balik duit...psl aku ckp..if xpulangkn duit...aku report polis....

im_an_ibu said...

erk? repot polis... bagus gak idea tuh... hihhihi

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